Here are some of the most ingenious quotes from the DLC.
10"O’Dimm grants what you wish, not what you want."
He asked to be wealthy again so that he could marry his lady love, Iris.
Also, he wanted to party like there was no tomorrow.
And so he did… just not in the way he wanted.
He became immortal, but his heart hardened.
9"How am I supposed to bring him a house?"
Enter Geralt of Rivia.
Olgierd makes sure that all the wishes are impossible to grant by the unenthusiastic witcher.
When he informs Geralt of the wishes, Olgierd conceals important facts with a lot of clever wordplay.
One of the wishes seem easy enough: show Olgierd’s brother a good time.
8"The Moon is there.
7"Seek salvation in glass that can’t be broken."
To save Olgierd, O’Dimm sends Geralt into a terrible hellscape to solve a riddle.
O’Dimm being Master Mirror, it is wipe the answer is ‘mirror.’
However, every mirror Geralt dashes to shatters to pieces.
To find Master Mirror, Geralt must find glass that does not break.
This alludes to the warning Iris’s mystical pets give, should you choose to take the rose.
Geralt figures it out once he sees water and wins the game.
6"You’re a quick study.
Already as tricky as O’Dimm himself."
5"Phrased your wish wrong."
Geralt enters Iris’s Painted World to retrieve her flower.
He battles Iris’s fears and witnesses all the moments in Olgierd and Iris’s marriage.
You eventually reach Iris, but taking the flower might cause her to cease existing.
Choosing the latter option means Geralt won’t have the rose.There’s more to it than that, though.
4"Here, Evil cannot touch me."
3"Look, it’s right there!
In the middle of the lake!"
Once O’Dimm sends Vlodimir’s ghost away, there comes an opportunity to romance Shani.
After some oddly wholesome encouragement from O’Dimm, Geralt pursues her.
Sometime later, Geralt rows a boat out into the lake with Shani.
Shani simply points to the moon reflected on the surface of the lake.
2"Why didn’t you tell me she was dead right away?"
After Geraltdefeats the von Everec Estate’s Caretaker, he encounters two talking animals.
Geralt is also informed that Iris is inside and the Witcher promptly requests a meeting with her.
1"Yet nowhere does it forbid me from providing help."
Geralt returns to Olgierd after the crossroads encounter with O’Dimm.
The mirror merchant himself shows up to the meeting, before being told to scram by Olgierd.
Geralt then speaks to Olgierd about the three wishes, only to despair at how impossible they seem.
As Geralt leaves, O’Dimm then appears to lend a helping hand.
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