The Witcher 3is a smart game for smart people.
But which character inThe Witcher 3is the smartest?
But Eredin is packing some serious smarts behind that blood-stained horror show that is hisWild Huntget-up.
Seriously, somebody take this guy to JC Penney; murdery-skull outfits are so last season!
Regardless, Eredin has got what one would call street smarts along with some “ancient knowledge.”
On the surface, Eredin is a fiery badass but deep down, he’s a nerdy senior citizen.
9Geralt Of Rivia
A wise man once said “Bear!
Run you stupid piece of s***!”
Wait, it wasn’t Bear Grylls?
It was that stupid piece of s*** in that picture up there?
So anyway, here’s Geralt of Rivia!
Geralt of Rivia, the Butcher of Blaviken, is another character who relies on his street smarts.
On many an occasion, the White Wolf has outwitted all the “smart” characters in the game.
So why does he rank so low here?
Because he’s still dumb in every other department that doesn’t need street smarts.
8Vesemir
Vesemir wins the gold star for being the wisest out ofThe Withcercrew.
Because he’s old!
7Radovid V
Wait a second… Radovid V?
As in the Radovid V, King of Redania?
If this wasTheWitcher 2,Radovid would be in the top three, no questions asked.
However,The Witcher 3’sRadovid is a big dummy.
6Philippa Eilhart
Philippa Eilhart has always been one smart cookie, and annoyingly so.
While many of the intelligent characters act in their own self-interest,Eilhart is the most transparent about it.
Is it a testament to how smart she is or one to how dumb they are?
Maybe a little bit of both.
This is one prudent gal who isn’t caught often with her pants down.
If she is, it’s because Geralt is warming up in the bath in the next room over.
Emhry is as stoic as they get; the dude came out the womb ready to lead armies.
3Regis
Regis is the king of the old school.
Now just multiply all that by four and you get Regis.
Even if Regis just lied around in bed for 400 years, he’d still be a genius.
But since he’s a higher vampire obsessed with knowledge, he’s a super duper genius.
2Avallach
Just barely edging out Regis is the man with the plan, Avallac’h.
What’s for lunch?
Geralt has no choice but to nod his head in acceptance.
What separates Dijkstra from those that came before him is that he’s nowhere near as accomplished as them.
All he has is his brain, and he’s done so much with it.
His only weakness is bad writing on the account of CD Projekt Red.
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