Who’s the greatest character inThe Witcher 3?
A difficult question, no fans would no doubt say.
After all, the highly popular game has so many amazing characters, heroes, and villains alike.
But there’s one of them that draws a lot of attention to herself.
It’s none other than Geralt’s best friend and most loyal companion, his horse Roach.
And even on a calm day, she’s a force to be reckoned with.
10A Fearless Horse… Or Not
Roach is a pretty loyal horse.
But sometimes even the most faithful horse rebels, and for Roach, it happens when she gets scared.
Unlike horses in other games, such as Skyrim, who areactually brave enough to fight a dragon.
Maybe Roach could take a lesson from them?
And it doesn’t matter how far Roach is at the moment.
Laws of science be damned.
7The Most Powerful Being
Who’s themost powerful being inTheWitcher 3?
The obvious answer would be Ciri.
She has Elven blood and is immensely powerful.
However, even Ciri has nothing on Roach.
What’s even more interesting is that Geralt seems absolutely unimpressed by it.
Then again, he has probably seen many stranger things in his long life.
For example, walking on thin air.
Instead, Henry Cavill’s Geralt just rides Roach around in the show.
And she’ll never leave him, no matter how many times he goes off to fight a monster.
However, adult gamers can also find traces of indecent humor even in the seemingly most innocent situations.
Like when Geralt arrives to mount Roach and finds the horse in a most unusual position.
One that no actual horse can assume.
Then again, Roach was always special.
2Distorted Priorities
Yes, Roach is an amazing horse.
She gets Geralt where he wants to go often enough.
But she still should make order in her priorities… and that includes the things she’s scared of.
The reason for this is that her phobias don’t make sense.
It’s where Roach will appear next.
And sometimes Roach can be found in places where she simply shouldn’t be.
Like in the sewers in this meme.
Good luck getting her out, Geralt.
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