Truth be told, they did take someliberties with Trissand made her a more tolerable and more respectable character.
Now she has become someone who’s a worthy competitor against Yennefer when it comes to Geralt’s love.
So here are 10 memes, to sum up their odd relationship.
Yet when it comes to decisions, the hardest he has always faced is ‘Yennefer or Triss?’
That’s a weird amalgam of the two sorceresses, even weirder than theYennefer-esque Trissback the firstWitchergame.
It seems most book fans got conditioned with Geralt belonging to Yennefer and no one else.
Geralt only did fall for her once, when she used magic to charm him.
After that, Geralt stillput Triss back in her placeand told her he wanted nothing more than friendship.
That didn’t deter Triss, it seems.
6WHAT ELSE ARE HANDCUFFS FOR?
The two did share something dear and they had something that Yennefer doesn’t give Geralt: mutual respect.
That and also some bedroom tricks that don’t involve unicorns but more conventional foreplay methods.
Geralt fondly remembers what he and Triss used shackles for– even as friends.
Too bad that part wasn’t shown in the first two games.
Petition for a belated DLC anyone?
So, like in her usual political advisor tenure, she regularly pulls off power moves against anyone.
Or maybe that really was the case but nevertheless, she made sure Triss saw it all.
Thankfully for her, Triss was a good sport.
4CAN YOU BLAME GERALT?
However, Geralt only did half the work and was only half to blame.
The other half goes to Triss who betrayed Yennefer for a slice of albino beefcake.
It was premeditated and goes way back, several books back.
She’s practically a romantic opposite of Yennefer.
Whereas Yennefer is cold and mature, Triss is warm and youthful.
She’s also sweet, kind, and awfully patient with Geralt.
That meme right there above is just one of the few things she’d do for Geralt.
Other stuff include suicide missions with him, planning for their future, and betraying her Yennefer for Geralt.
Good luck getting Yennefer to do any of those.
It was something only the two of them knew about– not even Vesemir had a clue.
Certainly not Triss for that matter.
That’s why this wishful conversation in the meme above would have been an interesting part of the game.
Too bad it may be out of character for Triss to ask a trick question like that.
1MISSION FAILED, WE’LL GET ‘EM NEXT TIME
Here’s whereTriss’ inexperienceand shortsightedness really shows.
If only Triss knew how cliched that was for protagonists, she could have thought ahead.
The sad part is that the developers never really showed Geralt and Triss' actual serious talk about this.
Triss could have told her about Ciri and Yennefer at any point but chose not to for her advantage.
The best excuse she probably told Geralt was that she loved him… too much.
NEXT:The Witcher: 10 Most Shameless Things Triss Did In The Games
