Or you might have wondered why a derelict castle makes for good defense against an army of specters.

10Where Does All The Food (And Booze) Come From?

Or maybe it all comes from Geralt’s endless inventory.

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Fast-forwarding to Wild Hunt’s timeline, the walls are still deteriorating.

8Why Not Put Bombs In The Floor?

Though Vesemir would probably shake his head at more of the castle being destroyed.

The food and drink tab found in the pause screen

Seriously, The Battle Of Kaer Morhen could have used some hydrogen bombs to raze everything to the ground.

Coupling volatile gasses with explosive traps does make for some blazing gameplay, though.

Armories are invaluable to supply residents with the means to defend themselves and repel an attack.

The front view of Kaer Morhen’s keep

And yet, our beloved Witchers procrastinated restructuring theirs until the last possible minute.

Well, not really.

Maybe Kaer Morhen is like a sort of wildlife conservation environment except the wildlife is mostly constituted by monsters.

A screen from the tutorial mission in the Witcher 3

Vesemir also tells Geralt this Chort lives in a cave accessible by the river outside the keep.

Interestingly, no Witcher at Kaer Morhen though to go check the cave and avenge Berengar, before Geralt.

Perhaps the stories about them not lifting a finger for no payment are not wholly unfounded, after all.

A building on fire while Geralt looks at it.

The sword will be back in the same derelict tower you found it in.

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A view of a Nilfgardian armor in Witcher 3

Two riders crossing the river near the Kaer Morhen keep.

Geralt using Igni on a charging fiend

Geralt during the prologue of the game, taking a deserved rest

All four sets of the Wolven Armor found in Witcher 3, side by side

A view of the valley where Kaer Morhen is found

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