They thought it was weird too.

Found a new ‘main attraction.’

But since then theyve added far, far more - including recentlyTetrisfor the Game Boy and NES.

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Thats not a needle-mover for normal human beings, butit is for me, a profoundly broken man.

They now have so many good soundtracks in perfect, pristine quality.

And some annoying stuff in between.

Mario and Good Game No Rematch

Anyway, its gonebeyond Nintendo doing a fun, but weirdly obtuse thing.

Although, if were honest, thats howNintendodoes a lot of things.

They love a fun, but weirdly obtuse idea.

Donkey Kong looking shocked in Donkey Kong Bananza.

Is it annoying that Nintendo mostly keeps official soundtracks to itself and only puts them on their own app?

It would be nice if Spotify had those original soundtracks.

None of those are the original versions.

A wallpaper for the Nintendo Music app.

Even when you listen to covers specifically designed to have the same chiptune style, its just not right.

A bleep is too high.

A bloop is too low.

Nintendo Music announcement with a phone playing the Animal Crossing opening theme onthe app.

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I wish I was joking.

I wish I was anyone else than I am.

Its like listening to someone at karaoke almost hit the right notes but somehow throw off the entire vibe.

Mario dancing to Jump Up Super Star in Super Mario Odyssey.

But were talking about a company thatjust released a dedicated news app.

Still weird, but I kind of understand where theyre coming from on both.

With the news app, Nintendo gets to handle the environment in which its news is delivered.

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They dont want fans to confuse a parody account posting fake mock-ups and rumors for the real thing.

Its stupid, but we live in a stupid world.

And I understand it doing the same for its music.

It doesnt want fans confusing a cover for the original.

In fact, they want fans to knowexactlywhere the original version is.

Im not making a value judgement on that.

But, for better or worse, Nintendo is very serious about people knowing when something is official.

If youre going to be searching forSuper Mario 64, you better be searching for therightone.

Theyre not screwing around with theDr Mariotheme.

Yeah, yeah, its a little bit silly, but its also kind of perfect.

But I do find myself opening it more and more.

The rare occasion when Im accidentally exercising.

Alongside the Switch 2 reveal, my book is out.

They are equally important.