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Theres nothing like the open road.
In games, that is, I cant drive IRL.
Or, more accurately, only some of your cobblestone wall is still there.
If its not that, then its countless road signs: Whats the speed limit?
Is this a school zone?
Take a wild guess on both accounts, and hope for the best.
Yeah, those are gone because my car went straight off the bridge.
My Horizon rank went up, though.
Every person living in a region where a Forza Horizon event is taking place is living that Squidward life.
No, not the paradise town life from that one episode.
Yes, the constant downtrodden days.
No, I wont apologise for mentioning SpongeBob in a Forza article.
Onward we go; someone will clear that up, and the peoples problem will not be my own.
Sure, you could say, Well, you should be more careful not to hit them.
Yeah,okay mom, I should.
But why doesnt anyone stop me?
Despite the chaos, no chaos ensues.
Furlough Horizon, am I right?
Insurance quotes must skyrocket when Forza is on the Horizon.
