Resident Evil Villages tall vampire lady has caused the internet at large to go completely feral.
This is understandable: she is an eight-foot-tall vampire lady.
I think the last week of hornyposting is a bit more complex, though.
Vampires have been hot for well over 100 years.
First, lets have a little look at vampires in other games.
It seems people werent very happy about not being able to marry Skyrims ordinary-height vampire lady.
Speaking of being named after something, Id like to draw your attention back to Castlevania.
Laura and Carmilla are just pals, mind.
This is 1871 and theres no messing around before marriage.
I was afraid to raise my eyelids, but looked out and saw perfectly under the lashes.
The girl went on her knees, and bent over me, simply gloating.
I closed my eyes in languorous ecstasy and waited, waited with beating heart.
Sounds like Harkers having himself a nice time, eh?
I am alone in the castle with those awful women, he remarks.
Mina is a woman, and there is nought in common.
They are devils of the Pit!
But theres more to it than pure attraction.
Vampires, like the aristocratic Resident Evil zombie dom, are intrinsically tied to class divides.
Its a phenomenal book and the bonafide masterwork of vampire literature, but its… eh.
What can I say?
Bram Stoker was a bit of a git.
Dracula, however, manages to be both pro-British and anti-Empire.
Lets take a quick look at the framework of Draculas voyage.
Enforcing your culture on a nation of unsuspecting innocents while literally supplanting its landmass with non-indigenous objects?
Couldnt be Great Britain.
Has to be Transylvania.
In 2021, people see an eight-foot-tall vampire lady and post kill me mommy on main.
Weve come a long way, although I still reckon vampires would absolutely do you in over missed rent.
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