Oblivion Remasteredkeeps the popular quotes coming from start to finish.

Several quotes from characters spread across the game’s main questline are excellent.

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A tower in Oblivion stretches into the red sky in the center, with a dark elf woman wearing armor on the left, and a robe on the right, all in Oblivion Remastered.

Throughout the open world, there are plenty of more well-recognized lines.

10"I’ve Fought Mudcrabs More Fearsome Than You."

The line delivery doesn’t vary enough for this unintentional comedy to ever miss its mark.

Beneath the blood moon at night in Oblivion Remastered.

What, pray tell, are these people trying to say when they compare an enemy to itself?

9"Oh, It’s You.

Unintentional comedy rules the roost again with this quote.

The Shrine of Sheogorath in Oblivion Remastered.

So many times, Oblivion’s voice-acting falters because its lines are read with differing interpretations.

But sometimes, oh,sometimes, the sentence is read with venom on the tongue.

It always leaves us a little bit upset, you know?

Behind a pole, near Glarthir, in Oblivion Remastered.

What the heck did we do toyou?

8"By Azura, By Azura!

It’s The Grand Champion!"

A Dark Elf woman stands in the center, a hand casts a purple spell on the right, and the Dark Elf woman has a ball of light circling her on the left, all in Oblivion Remastered.

Oblivion’s level-up messages are effortlessly cool.

They’re hokey, to be sure, but that just adds to their charm.

They assume a particular mental wavelength from your character, but who cares?

Lurking near a lake in Oblivion Remastered.

Because your safety is worth the investment

Why would we ever ignore them, though?

6"So.

The Cat’s-Paw Of The Septims Arrives At Last."

A Skingrad guard and an NPC in Oblivion Remastered.

Mankar Camoran is a hauntingly efflective villain.

Sure, he’s no Dagoth Ur, but who else in Elder Scrolls lore even is?

All your efforts are summarily called out as little more than strung-along puppetry.

The Adoring Fan praising the Grand Champion outside the arena.

5"Cheese For Everyone!"

When Oblivion fans think of their favourite characters, Sheogorath frequently springs to mind first and foremost.

Or, perhaps, it does not.

The level ascension screen in Oblivion Remastered.

We shouldn’t assume.

But seriously, it probably does.

4"You Sleep Rather Soundly For A Murderer."

A Mythic Dawn note in Oblivion Remastered.

Lucien Lachance is a rival of Sheogorath’s.

Unlike Mankar, however, Lucien becomes an ally.

Of sorts, anyway.

Oblivion Remastered Sheogorath

Once again, early words win positions on our list.

This time, they’re the very first in the game.

We did, admittedly, cut to a couple of sentences in with this particular quote.

Oblivion Remastered screenshot of Lucien Lachance looking down at the player.

2"Fare Thee Well, Sheogorath, Prince Of Madness."

There is no true canon for your characters in The Elder Scrolls.

Oblivion almost defies this.

Emperor Uriel Septim looking at the player in Oblivion Remastered

The revelation that everything has led up to this moment, this inauguration, is wild.

1"Stop Right There, Criminal Scum!"

Our favourite Oblivion quote was never in question.

Map picture showing all the caves in Shivering Isles - Oblivion Remastered

For 19 years and counting (possibly even more, should you happen to be reading this after 2025!

), it’s been the subject of parody songs, in-jest LARPs, and even fan art.

There’s nothing special about this quote in and of itself.

Oblivion Remastered screenshot of Skingrad guard stood against a stone wall.

But it’s just so poignantly common, and so decisively derisive.

It is, as they say, peak.

Ri’Bassa will tell you about the K’Sharra Prophecy and the signs you better find in Oblivion Remastered.

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