What really irked me was just how bad Steve, Mr.Minecrafthimself, is at the game.
It meansliving it.And yet, all hes accomplished is a slightly renovated village.
He gets around on minecarts (just build an ice bridge!)
that even go through a creeper farm.
But calling it a farm is generous: he breeds them in a cave for… reasons?
Instead, he was imprisoned.
Punch the bars, dude.
Since hes never explored the Nether, he has no Netherrite gear or homemade potions.
Howd He Get An Elytra, Anyway?
Steve never figured that out, and yet, somehow, he has anElytra.
Scratch that; he hasthree.
Youd think he would have a few Totems of Undying handy, too, but nope.
Theres no way he did all of that.
Especially with what he tells us in the movie.
So, how did he get it?
Whatever the case - Steve, you suck at the game.
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