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Im expecting a baby imminently.
Well, my wife is.
Today, the day I write this article, is the due date.
How am I spending my time preparing for the birth of my second child?
Youd think I might be practising my nappy changes to get them as efficient as a Lewis Hamilton pitstop.
Maybe you think Im doing breathing exercises and listening to relaxation podcasts.
So for the past week Ive mostly beenplaying Disco Elysiumand getting lost deep insideMariolore holes.
Who is Baby Mario?
Hes Mario as a baby.
How do they both appear in Mario Kart, then?
Isnt she some kind of deity?
Can deities be babies?
Can babies be deities?
How does this impact the continuity of Yoshis Island?
Why isnt there Baby Wario?
Few of these questions have canonical answers.
The latter, however, is answered by common sense.
Baby Wario would be a terror.
My brain is mush at the moment and I find myself going off on these tangents.
Apologies if you read all that.
Well done if you skipped and/or skimmed it and avoided my Wario birthing fanfic birthfic, if you will.
Except, there is a point there.
ItsWarioWare in a diaper.
Do you want to play the family-friendly version of the game?
This revealed a depth to the game that I was wholly unprepared for.
keeping the baby alive, clean, and fed you experience some sense of postnatal depression.
After just three weeks with my daughter, I went back to work.
For a long time, I felt like I wasnt able to help enough, to bond enough.
I didnt feel like I was good enough, like I wasnt even really a father.
You never know what time of day or night your bundle of joy will need changing or feeding.
Bundle of Joy nails that, but it never feels like a downer.
It never feels like a cautionary tale.
And it has reminded me that it will all be worth it in the end.
Can I offer you some garlic in this trying time?
