However, its mainly known as a dating simulator, and we all know Imusing the word date loosely.

So tell me: why did nobody want me?

I made it through the whole game, 120 hours, with less spice than British cuisine.

Wyll pointing a sword forward in Baldur’s Gate 3.

And now that kind of stings.

I didnt romance anyone.

No, I didnt avoid it or turn anyone down.

characters making drugs in schedule 1.

I just somehow got friend-zoned by the entire cast.

Okay, I might have turned down the Emperor, but… that doesnt count.

Yeah, were besties.

cult of the lamb main character levitating surrounded by symbols in front of the vatican.

Im like a brother to her, I guess.

Even Halsin seemed more depressed than usual when engaging in a conversation with me.

I cant stress this enough:I was a bard.

BG3 Bard Looking Confused With Party on One Side and Lonely on the other

I convinced numerous bosses to off themselves, and many others to not engage me in combat.

I changed minds, I changed perspectives, but I could never change hearts.

I didnt have a plan, or anyone to stick with.

Shadowheart wearing the red City of Brass outfit in BG3.

How have you been?

Just a hug would have been nice, you know?

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