The Witcher 3s opening hours are magnificent - theyre so great that Ive played them four times now.
The problem is, Ive never actually gotten beyond them.
I just, for one reason or another, always stop.
Im also writing it to hold myself responsible.
The next time I start The Witcher 3 will be the last time I start The Witcher 3.
First, let me get my excuses in.
I initially picked up The Witcher 3 when it launched, and just… didnt click with it.
Those funds ended up going towards Batman: Arkham Knight, which is better than its given credit for.
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Still, its no Witcher, is it?
History will tell you I made the wrong call.
Once The Witcher 3 dropped in price significantly a few years later, I picked it up again.
Fate, however, was against it.
As for my fourth, that one hasnt technically ended yet.
Heres the truth though - I like starting it over and over again.
Everything is unfamiliar, the crisis in your soul existential.
Who are these people?
How did you get here?
Why do you have a sword in your hand?
Oh my god… the killer… all along… it was… you!
The start of The Witcher 3 has become comfortingly familiar.
The rest of the game?
The Bloody Baron quest is fantastic, but Im starting to feel pity for it.
I’ve enjoyed every minute of The Witcher 3, I just haven’t played very many of them.
I should have known you don’t hit on a soft 18.
One day, I’ll finish The Witcher 3.
Until then, we’ll always have the Bloody Baron.
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