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Hi, pretentious PC gaming enjoyer here.
Welcome Tour is a solid tech demo, but not something you really play.
Console war, not whenPC games are outselling all console games combined.
Behold, The Joy-Con Mouse
Staceys preview illustrates my point perfectly (thanks, boss).
She may have even insinuated that console players smell better and have more friends.
She might not be wrong.
Using the Joy-Con as a mouse (Joy-Mouse?)
The Truth Will Set You Free
Now its time to get a little spicy.
I know there are pro FPS players that use controllers; of course there are.
But do you know how much auto-aim it takes to make aiming with a controller even halfway tolerable?
All you controller players are cheating, you understand that, right?
And those are the pros!
Firaxis announced that Civilization 7 is coming to the Switch 2 on launch day.
Heres a question for you: have you ever played a point-and-click adventure with a controller?
Im pretty sure theyre not called awkwardly-move-a-cursor-around-and-press-A adventure for a reason.
The Joy-Mouse isnt an innovation so much as it is an admission of defeat.
Every game works with a mouse, but plenty of games dont work with a controller.
Its not about being right, its about helping my lost console brethren find the light.
