There was a time many years ago when I was pretty decent at video games.

I spent almost 4,000 hours on Apex during the pandemic.

I couldve learned how to play the piano, or finished my novel.

Beyblade Platter

Because of this history with FPS games, whenever I play a new game Im innately competitive.

But Ive had to come to terms with a difficult truth: I suck at games.

I’m ravenous for metal and plastic.

A collage of games released in 2020 with characters from Doom Eternal, Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, and Ghost of Tsushima.

Let me eat your Beyblades.

FragPunkhas been a recent obsession of mine.

I never played Valorant, though I watched some of the esports from the sidelines.

A blue team in Pod Racers in Monopoly Go on the background of a sand dune.

Its the sort of game I wouldve loved as a hyper teenager.

Falling Behind… Never has a game been more humbling than FragPunk.

I cant keep up.

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I am completely unable to play competitive games without getting wound up.

In fact, Ive just uninstalled it.

There must be a way to enjoy these games casually, but I just cant.

Live-Service Games

Of course, I could spend 100 hours in AimLabs perfecting my aim.

My days of FPS games are over.

In the end, itll happen to you too.

FragPunk

Valhalla was a big hit, but Shadows isn’t benefiting from the same factors that made it successful.

Apex Legends