Thats right, its Royal Rumble time.
It starts with just two wrestlers in the ring, and another makes their entrance every three minutes.
Usually we know most of the superstars beforehand, but theres always a couple of surprises too.
Perhaps hesstarring in a film adaptationofWWE 2K20?
But the biggest surprise of all would be if the wrestlers were Pokemon.
What do you mean that segue is tenuous at best?
Is wrestling x Pokemon my thing?
30Brock Lesnar: Machamp
Look, this is an easy one.
Theyre both massive muscly meatheads.
Ones the beast incarnate, and the others Brock Lesnar.
But who else does Incineroar represent better than the man who represents Knox County, Tennessee as mayor?
The Irish superstar is also a fan favourite, much like the Gen 1 starter.
Theyve got loads in common.
27Big E: This Specific Alolan Raichu Delivering Pancakes
Everyone knows Big E loves his pancakes.
You get the point.
Alolan Raichu also loves pancakes, and generally looks like a big jolly pal to have in your party.
26Sheamus: Scrafty
Ill be honest here, its just the mohican.
25Cesaro: Diglett
Theyre both bald.
I bet he wishes he was Alolan Cesaro, am I right?
24Bret Hart: Snubbull
Well he had to be a pink Pokemon, didnt he?
Vince wouldnt dare screw over Snubbull using its own move.
Yes Im doing all 30, why?
That smile, the creepiness, the ghostly appearances.
You cant persuade me that The Fiend wasnt based on Banette.
22Malakai Black: Dartrix
Theyre both emo bois.
Which is the Pokemon and which is the wrestler?
They know their power, and wont let you forget it.
