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Grand Theft Auto 5is one of the most popular video games of all time.
Here are the people behind the voices of every main character in GTA 5.
Part of this is down to its brilliant writing.
For this list, we took the best quotes and put them in one collection.
Now, we’ve updated the piece to add more.
19Nothing Looks More Suspicious In America Than Someone Who’s Actually Prepared To Make Something.
He claims that a company that actually makes things would be considered suspicious in America.
It’s a funny line that has, at least, some truth to it.
18Are You Some Kind Of Pure, Morally Justifiable A**hole?
What, Because You’re… You’re Totally Psychotic, Somehow It’s Okay?
In fact, they aren’t even anti-heroes.
They’re morally corrupt criminals, and they’d probably admit that.
It’s nice to hear him call out Trevor in this manner.
17Were Corrupt In A Good Way.
16"At Least Respect What You Do, Who You Are.
If You Let That Idiot Die, You A Bigger A**hole Than I Thought."
She left him because she couldn’t live the gang life he was living.
15"Go To College.
Then you could Rip People Off And Get Paid For It.
Its Called Capitalism."
This quote is one of the best examples of the characters making fun of society.
GTA 5 has its fair share of Easter eggs scattered throughout Los Santos.
These were particularly tough to spot.
It’s a hilarious jab at capitalism that isn’t too far from the truth.
Plus, it’s an early example of Michael’s cynical view of the modern world.
Yet, he does provide plenty of funny and, sometimes, insightful lines throughout the game.
This is despite all the killing, lying, and robbing he’s done throughout his criminal days.
Jimmy correctly points out how screwed the world would be if Michael was considered a good person.
13"I’m Sorry, Man.
You Have Been True With Me.
But The Truth Ain’t What I’m Interested In."
He and Trevor are twoamazing charactersthat have always got along throughout the game.
So, youd expect that it would be hard for Frank to go through with it.
This line he says to Trevor initially seems to acknowledge this with him apologizing to his friend.
However, the the truth aint what Im interested in shows hes more committed to saving himself.
It’s both powerful and heartbreaking at the same time.
12"Hipsters Love Saying They Hate Hipsters."
Well, only Michael is saying that while his partner slowly becomes more angry as each second passes.
This brief dialogue is full of laughable bits, but the quote selected is simply one of the best.
It’s a futile argument that just works while also being stupid.
Michael can really be an annoying gentleman when you give him the chance.
11"What Kinda F***** Animal Do You Take Me For?
No, I Didn’t Kill Him!
[…] But I Did Kidnap His Wife."
Michael is waiting for him to arrive, knowing that something went wrong.
He’s very concerned once Trevor turns up in Madrazo’s vehicle.
When Trevor admits to doing something to Martin, Michael worries that he’s killed him.
However, Trevor actually ‘just’ kidnapped his wife.
10"Surviving Is Winning, Franklin.
Everything Else Is Bull****.
Fairy Tales Spun By People Afraid To Look Life In The Eye."
This quote lets people understand Michael’s psyche.
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That being said, this line that he tells Franklin during his unofficial mentorship is poignant.
Franklin agrees with it as well, and understandably so.
