Throughout all of this, Geralt’s dialogue and attitude characterized the game’s feel.
This is a collection of the best things the witcher had to say.
Much of the intrigue he generates comes from the many incredible lines he delivers.
Some of the best were already on this list, but we’ve now added a few more.
Witcher 3 has one ofthe best bittersweet endings in gaming history.
It sees Ciri realize that she can do more good for the world as an empress than a witcher.
So, she chooses to take over the reins from her father, Emhyr.
This isn’t easy for her as she enjoys her life at Kaer Morhen and living alongside Geralt.
She hesitates to tell her adoptive father the news.
However, once she does, his reaction isn’t bad.
19"Hatred And Prejudice Will Never Be Eradicated.
And Witch Hunts Will Never Be About Witches.
To Have A Scapegoat Thats The Key."
It’s a noble task that has a happy ending for the magical individuals.
It doesn’t turn out great for the non-humans living in Novigrad, though.
With the mages gone, they became the targets.
When Geralt realizes this, he provides a chilling monologue, which contains the line in question.
The quote’s real-world relevance is clear.
18"Fascinating Story.
Any Chance You’re Nearing The End?"
Geralt meets some odd people throughout his adventure in The Witcher 3.
One such lady gives him a full and detailed story about how she lost her frying pan.
As this is The Witcher, there is more to the story than just misplaced cooking equipment.
But Geralt still gets the opportunity to mock the ridiculous tale.
It’s one of Geralt’s funniest lines.
17"Lambert, Lambert - What A Pr***."
Outside of Vesemir, the other witchers at Kaer Morhen share a brotherly relationship with one another.
This, of course, means they make fun of each other a lot.
One round of back-and-forth happens when Geralt and Lambert are riding a boat in The Witcher 3.
It begins with an innocuous comment by Geralt as he mentions that the fog is like curdled milk.
In response, Lambert sarcastically calls Geralt a poet.
16"Dont Blame Yourself.
At the funeral, Geralt realizes how Ciri feels and tries to comfort the young woman.
While it’s reassuring to say, it does shine a light on the difficult lives witchers lead.
They never get to settle down and be happy.
Instead, they fight till their final breath.
15"A True Witcher Should Never Abandon Poultry In Distress."
Geralt utters this hilarious quote when he takes on the contract “Loosey this Goosey!
in the Blood and Wine expansion pack from The Witcher 3.
Geralt will help rescue a golden goose named Balbina who claims that someone is watching her.
If you manage to complete the quest you’ll be granted a golden egg for your troubles.
Geralt is often quick to utter quips and witticisms, this is a great example of one.
14"Bear!
Run, You Stupid Piece Of S**t!”
His goat, named Princess, is lost in the woods and Geralt has to herd her back home.
13"Wind’s Howling."
This is a very short quote but it’s memorable.
12"Witchers Were Made To Kill Monsters.
This is part of a longer quote where Geralt talks about how witchers don’t debate their customer service.
They do what needs to be done when they’re asked because that’s their job.
It’s an important quote, especially for people who are unfamiliar with the larger world of the witcher.
This quote helps to clarify that.
11"Where’d You Complete Your Training?
School Of The Snail?"
This is an example of a great quote he gives to a witcher wannabe.