If you build it, I will come.

I have very likely surpassed a thousand between the pair.

But I cannot construct a single thing to save my life.

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This has been a lifelong problem.

When other children played with Lego, I was reading books.

When they were building sand castles, I was watching documentaries on the Middle Ages.

CJ San Andreas Meme on a Switch 2

Every time they marketed the games DIY system, my eyes drifted past it.

Oops, I stared at the scenic vistas behind the tanks and jet planes.

Woe is me; I missed it all.

Grand Theft Auto 6 Jason Close-Up Driving

Still, it was super cool that some people were hyped to get stuck in with these creative mechanics.

And, sure enough, the post-launch period showcased a plethora of particularly phenomenal devices.

A wagon for your beloved steeds?

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Do you want to ride on Godzilla?

I want to ride on Godzilla.

Are there people who somehow do not want to ride on Godzilla?

A vehicle in Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2

Ive not met them.

Did I have it in me to watch detailed videos on Godzillas construction?

No Godzilla for me.

A creation of Godzilla made out of Zonai items in Tears of the Kingdom

Suddenly, Godzilla is almost within my grasp.

Its fair to say that many of the most prolific sharers will number among the most talented, too.

Craft me your gorgeous boats; I will board them.

Triple-A Games

Make me a Pikachu, too - that would be funny, right?

Give me a guillotine if you’re free to.

Morbid, I know, but just imagine the Bokoblin-snaring possibilities.

The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Do all of these things and more.

Save me from my own failings.

Ganondorf has no idea what hes in for, and I take zero credit for that.

I am the peasant, and you are the seven samurai.

I cannot wait.

Ah Switch, here we go again.