You dont need to read this.
Usually my articles get big numbers.
The kind of numbers you wouldnt believe.
But today Im throwing all that away.
This is not an article aimed at the massive number of readers my natural literary talent attracts.
Instead, it is entirely for my own consumption only.
This is my little diary entry where I psyche myself up for yet another playthrough ofThe Witcher 3.
To be honest, its not a great time for a new game to launch.
Forget Hardspace, that Shipbreaker has sailed.
Citizen Sleeper will have to be your cool hipster pick this year.
But timing never is.
They release not at all or all at once, get used to the new normal, kid.
Or missed again if youreDead Island 2.
The point is, most big video games come out surrounded by other video games.
The point is, timing just isnt an excuse.
Pull on the big girl panties and play some damn video games.
Just think of all the juicy #content you’re able to write on The Witcher, eh?
All those bigly numbers you always get, you clever little skank.
The Witcher gives you a head start.
Not that you need one, you sexy little genius.
Work-life balance matters not.
Other games matter not.
All that matters is #content.
This time will for sure be different.
Yes, this will be your fourth time playing The Witcher 3.
Yes, youve never previously finished it, or even gotten particularly far through it.
You lovedthe Bloody Baron quest, but after that the whole thing sorta petered out.
Look Stace, Im not saying itll be easy.
Im not even saying it will be medium difficulty.
It will be hard, but I believe in us.
We got Taylor Swift floor seats, we can do anything baby.
The Witcher 3 is a staple of modern gaming.
I know weve tried before.
But lets have one more go, eh?
I dont really do gaming bucket lists, or even a backlog.
If I did, Id consider The Witcher 3 already crossed out as a failed experiment.
But still, something is telling me to give The Witcher 3 another go.
If TheGamer is hit with a blizzard of Witcher takes in January, you all know why.
Except you dont, because this was my private diary and you werent supposed to read it.
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