And some are just too amusing to forget.

Modern Warfare 2 Campaign Spoilers Incoming

15"I Want Hassan Boxed Up And Gift-Wrapped."

14"Welcome To The City Of Souls. "

Split image of Gaz, Valeria, and Ghost in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

13"Keep Your Blood In.

Youll Need Every Drop."

  • Ghost

This quote from the Alone mission showcases the humor and playfully snarky attitude that defines Ghost.

Screenshot of Gen. Shepherd telling Laswell the quote about Hassan being “gift-wrapped” in COD Modern Warfare 2.

This dialogue line will trigger during the exchange where Ghost asks if youre injured.

12"Kids, Guns, And Balloons… Thats A New One."

11"Terrorism Is Good For Business.

Screenshot of Alejandro greeting Ghost and Soap from their plane that landed in Las Almas.

Valeria elaborates that terrorism will keep the heat off drug trafficking.

10"Oh, I Didn’t Count Them.

I Have People For That."

Screenshot of Soap wounded and braced up against a wall in the “Alone” mission in COD Modern Warfare 2.

  • Valeria

During her first interrogation, Valeria failed to mention that a third missile was headed for Chicago.

When pressed about it later, this is her hilarious and sarcastic reasoning behind the omission.

9"Hes Not New."

Screenshot of a boy receiving a balloon from Las Almas cartel members in COD Modern Warfare 2.

Its a nice tease of whats to come in the next entry.

8"Then Ill Speak Your Bastardized Medieval English Because You Are All Uneducated Street Dogs."

It expresses his pure animosity toward the Americans for what they did to the head of Irans Quds Force.

Screenshot of Valeria being interrogated by Graves, Alejandro, and company in COD Modern Warfare 2.

Hassan seizes the opportunity to share his disgust of the English language and his superiority complex over the West.

Uneducated street dogs is an incredibly harsh insult, to say the least.

7"To Do Good You Gotta Do Some Bad."

Ghost, Gaz, and Price surrounding Valeria and interrogating her a second time on whether she knew about Hassan’s third missile.

And then there’s this one right here spoken like a true megalomaniac.

6"CIA Shit."

  • Gaz And Captain Price

A more simple yet profane quote that surely wont leave your mind.

Screenshot of Price and Kate toasting to “cutting the heads off snakes” at the end of COD Modern Warfare 2.

This tool is what causes Gaz to quip such a line.

Screenshot of Hassan captured and on his knees surrounded by the main characters in COD Modern Warfare 2.

Shepherd turning his back away from Price and facing the glass window of his office, with the reflection of lights and the city skyline and Price on the laptop screen in the background.

Screenshot of Gaz walking alongside Kate in an Amsterdam alley where she hands him the syringe in COD Modern Warfare 2.

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