It feels like the reactions to theNintendo Switch 2have been all over the place.

A Mouse Gives The Switch 2 Way More Possibilities

Look, I know its early to complain.

Its easy to whine about what we havent seen when theres only a small slice of what we have.

Mario Kart World Preview

Thats the thing Im almost the most excited about with the Switch 2, because Im a sicko.

With that mouse functionality there should come Mario Paint.

Will Princess Peach in booty shorts be worth Mario Kart World’s steep asking price?

A preview card for Donkey Kong Bananza.

Let’s find out.

Funny in a thats interesting way, not a Im laughing here way.

Only the craven and the cruel would deny this.

simon rests his sword on his shoulder in clair obscur: expedition 33.

The World Needs Mario Paint Right Now

Why would they put out a new Mario Paint?

Everyone has access to real art tools now!

Thats why I had to make up someone saying that so I could say I didnt care.

90s Mario leaping out of Nintendo Switch 2

Eight out of ten.

Is the new Joy-Con going to be comfortable as a mouse?

Dont know, dont care!

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Life, uh, uh, uh, finds a way.

But imagine Mario Maker with mouse support.

Im sure its coming someday but (claps hands) lets get a-moving!

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Even a day one upgrade to the original Switch versions of either would both fix me.

Or, at least, entertain me for a weekend.

Its clearly happy about it.

Triple-A Games

So lets get some Mario Paint.

Lets get some new first party creativity apps/games/whatever before the eShop is filled with pre-emotive knockoffs.

Thats no longer a real issue.

Nintendo Switch 2

Were back, baby.

We got a mouse built right into the console.

Im dying here, man.

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