These historical figures would be perfect for an Assassin’s Creed game.

Considering how George W. Bush was canonically a Templar puppet, clearly they’ll let in anyone.

But what if they recruited video game characters?

Split image of different versions of Lara Croft.

Which iconic figures would join their ranks given the chance?

10Princess Peach

Game Series

Super Mario Bros.

Useful Abilities

Diplomacy, combat, stealth, driving.

Uncharted Fight For Fortune, Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deception and Chloe Frazer from The Lost Legacy and Nathan Drake.

The Assassins need people of all skillsets, from combatants to politicians and beyond.

That’s wherePrincess Peach of the Mario gamescomes in.

Her political prowess as royalty is matched by her combat skills proven through tons of game appearances.

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Plus, her Mario Kart residency ensures she’d be an excellent getaway driver.

9Vivi Ornitier

Final Fantasy

Magic, lots of magic.

As a result, Vivi’s own mortality becomes a major theme for him.

A split image of Lara Croft from the Tomb Raider games and Wyll Ravengard from Baldur’s Gate 3 with Sonic the Hedgehog over top.

With such iconic characters, it’s hard to choose between them.

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Don’t worry, they’ve dealt with magic before.

Collage showing depictions of Bouchard, Spartacus and Robin Hood.

Just look at the Pieces of Eden or Desmond’s inexplicably changing face between games.

8Garrus Vakarian

Mass Effect

Sniper, tactical and leadership expertise.

Every good organization needs a few smooth vigilante types.

Split images of Clive in Final Fantasy 16, Vivi in Final Fantasy 9, and Yuna in Final Fantasy 10

Velvet-voiced sniper Garrus Vakarian fills that rolein the Mass Effect games, and he could always use another paycheck.

Despite his brushes against the law, Garrus is all about doing the right thing.

That would include aiding the Assassins for the good of an entire race.

A collage showing gameplay screenshots of three different obscure Sonic games.

Sure, he’s a turian.

7Amicia De Rune

A Plague Tale

Stealth, weapons training, field crafting.

6Sonic The Hedgehog

Shockingly, Sonic the Hedgehog

Super speed, adaptability.

Triple-A Games

And not just the ones Sega would prefer you to forget.

The same thing would happen with the Assassins.

5Aloy

Horizon

Low-tech weapon training, leadership, adaptability with technology.

Assassin’s Creed

The Assassins love a good reluctant hero.

Just look at pretty much every playable character in the series.

(You’d think they would learn to be more gentle about reruiting by now.)

But it’s not like she isn’t willing to do the right thing.

Her skill with a bow would also be perfect for missions where low-tech stealth is required.

4Lara Croft

Tomb Raider

Weapon training, acrobatics, climbing.

Sometimes Lara Croft is a wisecracking treasure hunter.

Sometimes she’s an untested adventurer in over her head.

Sometimes she’s Angelina Jolie.

But whichever version ofTomb Raideryou pluck this occasionally flappable spelunker from, she’ll have the skills you need.

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Plus, you know she’d be willing to join, because Tomb Raider loves its moral conundrums.

3Wyll Ravengard

Baldur’s Gate

Rapier proficiency, magic.

Wyll would join the Assassins without a second thought, even if he should probably have a few.

2Nathan Drake

Uncharted

Weapon training, athletics, accidental chaos.

You know exactly where this is going.

Something is bound to go wrong on every mission, and people will end up on their backs.

He hunts treasure, but is always willing to do the right thing in the end.

The Legend of Zelda

Sword proficiency, athletics, no backtalk.

Look, you don’t need to be a particularly eloquent speaker to be a hero.

Just look at James Baxter from Adventure Time.

They just might want to hire an interpreter fluent in ‘hyet’.