I recently wrote about theexcellent timing of the PS5 Pro.

Then Mark Cerny announced thePS5 Prowould cost 700.

699.99 to be precise.

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Or $699.99 for those of you over the pond.

The advert also made it clear that the vertical stand is sold separately.

Maybe Ive got it wrong.

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Maybe I just need todrive an Uber or go live on the beach for a year.

However, we all love spending money.

So why not buy 14 copies?

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One could be just for character creation!

The opportunities are endless.

Who knows, one day it might even be patched to support the PS5 Pro.

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Sorry, as I was saying, theLabourgovernment has decided thatpensioners have it too good.

I dont know what theyre complaining about, the cold never bothered me anyway.

A Decade Of Xbox Game Pass

I hear the telltale click of keyboards now.

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Sony has more consoles than it has games LOL!!1!

laugh emoji laugh emoji skull emoji write 1,273 Xbox fans in unison.

Theyre not actually bots, they are just unable to think original thoughts, but thats another matter.

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However, a decade of Xbox Game Pass is too good a deal to pass up.

If you dont have an Xbox to play any of this on, tough luck.

Or buy a Series X and limit yourself to just the meagre four years of Game Pass.

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One And A Half Months Of Rent

I pay 475 a month to my landlord.

I could pay for nearly six weeks of rent for the price of a PS5 Pro.

Nearly the full two months when including the add-ons.

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Do with that information what you will.

Grab two of these for the price of a PS5 Pro.

Give one to a mate.

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Keep them both for yourself.

One in the living room, one in the bog for when youve got the hangover shits.

54 Copies Of Balatro

You already did this bit for Baldurs Gate 3!

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Shut upBalatrois the best game Ive played this year and Ill mention it if I want to.

So says a study byNimbleFins, which analysed data from the Office of National Statistics.

This includes groceries, alcoholic drinks, and hygiene products, but not eating out or ordering takeaway.

Sony

That seems very reasonable.

Youre still thinking about buying a PS5 Pro, arent you?

I hope youve got time for playing games while juggling your three jobs.