The Witcher 3is a great game.
A masterpiece, even.
But it is also a deeply, deeply silly game in many places.
In this list, we’ll run down some of the most ridiculous things aboutThe Witcher 3.
10Geralt Learns How To Wear Clothes
Level-locked equipment is easily the most insane mechanic inThe Witcher 3.
Every piece of armor and every weapon comes with a required level, even duplicates of the same item.
Likewise, our hero will refuse to wield swords that are overpowered for his level.
Got to give those monsters a chance, after all.
The poor witcher can even commission armor exactly tailored to his specifications and be unable to put it on.
And Geralt may be the biggest Gwent obsessive of them all.
Leshen terrorizing the area?
Need to find Ciri and save the world from the White Frost?
All that can be frequently put on hold to indulge Geralt’s Gwent addiction.
The organized one-on-one tavern brawls are usually manageable, but bouts with multiple opponents are huge exercises in frustration.
When it’sfinally time to punch out a bear, it’s actually a relief.
6What Is Going On In Skellige Waters?
As it turns out, the culprit is a perfectly normal doppler.
But from their in-game actions, you might be forgiven for thinking otherwise.
Special mention goes to one armor merchant in the Novigrad market who continually hawks his ‘‘top-notch swords!’’
to sell to everyone except Geralt, probably the wealthiest sword-collector in the world.
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