Seriously, no thank you.

Im only human, and Ive got a sleep schedule I need to maintain.

10Mario And Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story

Im sureMario and Luigiare pleasant company.

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The real issue stems directly from the situations they find themselves in during Bowsers Inside Story.

Its that exact weirdness that makes me want to just avoid the whole adventure altogether.

Im not fit for battling strange aliens, zombie beings, and all manner of strange creatures.

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For starters, those involved in the story are characters who have died.

Ill just go ahead and avoid that for as long as possible, thank you.

Evokers are scary, no thank you.

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Im a man who needs his beauty sleep and thats just not going to be possible with this adventure.

2The Witcher 3

Would Geralt be wonderful company on an adventure?

Would I be able to last a day trekking through a harsh world filled with horrific creatures?

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I wouldnt even be any help for Geralt, Id be a hindrance for sure.

Realistically Id probably end up like a more useless Dandelion.

Great for emotional support, but not much else.

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The Witcher 3 Geralt talking to Letho.

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