The world ofThe Witcher 3is one of extremes.
It’s easy to credit the grandiose parts of this game for the mass interest in it.
This, of course, includesa surprising amount of humor.
Though witchers are said not to have emotions, Geralt of Rivia is known for his dry wit.
Geralt may be a mutated monster-slayer, but he’s also a father.
In it, Geralt explores the destroyed laboratory of Aeramus, an expert cheesemaker.
The final reward is a sword embedded in a statue covered in decorative stone cheeses.
Geralt meets and speaks with Aldert Geert, the egotistic assistant professor in contemporary history at Oxenfurt Academy.
Many of these contracts involve exterminating lesser monsters for civilians.
Speaking to Sylvester starts the “An Elusive Thief” contract quest.
Geralt puts on his dad-hat to ask Sylvester: “Really got an imp problem?
Or is that just an imp-erfection in the notice?”
Sylvester is not amused and one has to wonder if that was Geralt’s true intent.
Geralt happens across a singing rock troll who thinks he is a member of the Redanian army.
This troll is named Trollololo - the name itself is a dad-worthy pun and reference.
Eskel, Lambert, and Geralt get blindingly sloshed once Yennefer goes to bed.
But it’s another battle of wits with Yennefer that takes the cake on puns.
This wordplay is so bad that it barely qualifies as humor - but it’s certainly peak dad.
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